#pony fashion adopts

[haystarlight]

What if mlp characters had Tumblr

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I have a princess conference in the morning but that won't stop me from staying up till 3 am on AO3. Mama needs her bedtime stories

🐉 ogres&oubliettesenthusiast Follow

OP go to sleep or I will eat your crown

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🎈 smilesmilesmile Follow

All of you are like "would you fuck your clone?" hypothetically but, in practice, clones are too dumb to give consent and that's the real reason why I didn't sleep with any of my clones when I had the chance

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OP you still have a chance

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✨ great&powerful Follow

It's always "take off the evil amulet! it's corrupting your mind!" and never "oh! you look so pretty in your new amulet!"

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Celestia forbid ladies do anything

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🦋 Id-like-to-be-a-tree Follow

Um, would you guys please stop voting for my boyfriend?

🌪️ whatfunisthereinmakingsense Follow

I take it as a compliment

🌘 I-have-loved-you-for-a-thousand-years Follow

I am offended

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🍎 cmc-omc Follow

Y'all know how some families got a gay cousin and all 'em other cousins are straight? Well mah family's the opposite. Ah don't even think we got a straight cousin!

🍎 cmc-omc Follow

Mah sister says we have to assimilate other ponies into our family so the family name don't die out. She would do numbers here

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GUYS I'M SO SORRY FOR THE DELAYS

I've just been on the hospital (again) cause I got zapped by lightning (again)

But I promise I'll update my Daring Do/Reader fic as soon as I can! Thanks for the patience, love you guys!

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It's okay, take your time! I'll just reread the old chapters in the meantime

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NO!!! YOU WILL GO TO SLEEP!!!

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💎 chicunique&maginifique Follow

"how are you so good at fashion" well you'd be an expert in fashion too if you'd spent 20 years in the closet

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My sister in Celestia that closet was made of glass

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🌘 I-have-loved-you-for-a-thousand-years Follow

Nothing like coming back from exhile just to find your bedroom was replaced by a whole ass forest

Some people have no respect for others belongings

☀️ cake.by.the.ocean Follow

I don't control the growing of the magical forest, bitch

🌘 I-have-loved-you-for-a-thousand-years Follow

Rude

☀️ cake.by.the.ocean Follow

Don't think I forgot about that time in 500 B.E. that you stole my ice cream

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🛴 the-agender-acrobat Follow

You can't hurt me I have mommy AND daddy issues I'm unstoppable

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OP do you need me to adopt you

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I would love that actually

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💎 chicunique&magnifique Follow

*levitates my cat out of the way so I can use the sewing machine, which I need for my job*

my cat: YOU LIFT OPALESCENCE?!?!???! YOU LIFT HER WITH YOUR WICKED SORCERY?!??!!!! YOU ASSERT CONTROL OVER HER WITH YOUR MAGIC?!?!??! OHHHHH!!! MOTHER IS EVIL!!!!!

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I agree with the cat

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Girlfriend is out of town all week so I'm gonna dye my mane and tail green

💎 chicunique&magnifique Follow

WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING

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She's all my self control

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🌘 I-have-loved-you-for-a-thousand-years Follow

Back in my day we tagged our fanfiction properly. There's a difference between / and & you rufians

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Shut up old lady

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YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME

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🩵 girlboss Follow

Sure, sex is great but does *your* husband help you check all your shipping fanfiction for grammar errors? Didn't think so

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She's everything, he's just Ken

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Happy to be of service 🫡

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[snailsagere]

Please read my dni in my bio before interacting

I made a computer games to play when regressed so here's phone games to play when regressed!

Phone games to play when regressed!

All of these games are free unless stated otherwise and I will give content warnings if needed! If I miss anything and you think I should include it then feel free to tell me!

🌸= personal favourites

Monster girl maker 1 and 2

Description- it's a cute dress up game where you design monster girls, it's really really cute!

CW- I think it's got some medically stuff and general stuff that may be scary

My little pony pocket ponies

Description- it's a game where you get through enemies using the mlp characters it's quite tricky so I recommend this more for anyone who regresses to older ages but it's still really fun!

CW- none :3

🌸My little pony colour by magic

Description- it's a colour by number game where you colour in scenes and decorate a friendship museum!

CW- none :3

🌸My little pony magic princess

Description- you rebuild equestria and complete quests as well as little in game competitions!

CW- none :3

🌸My little pony celebration

Description- you celebrate loads of different parties hosted by the my little pony characters!

CW- none :3

Toca world

Description- pretty much like a doll house but on your phone, make characters, make them a house and explore the world etc, there are also dlc's you can pay for which add stuff like new locations etc

CW- none :3

Toca hair salon 3

Description- this is a paid game where you cut and style different people's hair!

CW- cartoon scissors, hair cutting equipment etc

🌸Hello kitty around the world

Description- you travel to different countries as hello kitty, learn facts about them and where they are in world! you also earn traditional outfits and food to dress hello kitty and feed her!

CW- none! :3

Hello kitty educational games

Description- play a variety of different games to earn outfits and furniture for hello kitty!

CW- none! :3

🌸Hello kitty fashion star

Description- dress up girls in sanrio clothes!

CW- none! :3

Hello kitty cafe

Description- own a cafe! And play as sanrio characters! This games a bit tricky so I recommend it for older kids! Aswell as that there used to be in app purchases to make it easier but they do not work anymore so keep that in mind!

CW- none! :3

Hello kitty goodnight

Description- you play little mini games to get the hello kitty family to sleep!

CW- none! :3

🌸Littlest pet shop your world

Description- play loads and loads of littlest pet shop mini games and if you have the lps with the rubbery heads you can even scan them into the game!

CW- none! (I haven't played every mini game but it seems fine)

Cats and soup

Description- this is a clicky game where you unlock cats for them to make soup

CW- drawings of cartoony knives (to cut veggies)

Bunnybuns

Description- you play as a bunny making food for customers based on hints they give you

CW- none (I don't remember if they use kitchen equipment but I think they don't, not certain though!)

My talking Angela 2

Description- look after a cat called angela, play mini games etc

CW- none! :3

🌸Virtual families 3

Description- I grew up play virtual families 2!this is the same premise we're you look after a family on your phone!

CW- none! :3

Tsuki odyssey

Description- similar to tsuki adventure but now you're in a new location, you can fish, buy things, decorate your house and see what tsuki gets up to

CW- I think burglary is mentioned at the start

Cats are cute

Description- expand a town of cats, pet them, feed them and play with them!

CW- none! :3

Adorable home

Description- play as a couple and adopt loads and loads of cats, look after them and decorate and expand your house!

CW- none! :3

Any papa's game

Description- cook food for customers! All the papa's games are paid for but they're only £1-£3! My personal recommendation is papa's pancakeria!

CW- some of the games have knives in them

🌸Pokemon playhouse

Description- you collect pokemon and play cute mini games with them! This is a good game for little kids who like pokemon!

CW- none! :3

Pokemon smile

Description- brush your teeth to catch pokemon!

CW- none! :3

Pokemon go

Description- walk around outside and catch pokemon! Definitely recommend doing this when it's less cold hehe

CW- none! :3

Pokemon cafe

Description- a match three gand where you make food and drinks fir pokemon customers!

CW- cartoony knife+kitchen equipment maybe

🌸Egg!

Description- raise eggs until they hatch into cute creatures! I loved this game when I was little

CW- none! :3

🌸My school-learning game

Description- be a teacher in a school and teach characters basic maths and English (it has a few different language options depending on where you're from) you can unlock things but you have to pay for them but what is free is fun

CW- none! :3

Colouring games

Description- colour in pictures!

CW- none! :3

🌸Jungle floof

Description- raise jungle animals and play mini games!

CW- none! :3

🌸Applaydu

Description- a kinder egg toy game! Loads of different activities to do and you can unlock characters by scanning your kinder toys!

CW- none! :3

🌸Duo abc

Description- learn the alphabet and basic words (only English), disclaimer? Maybe? not the same as duolingo, this app is made for children

CW- none! :3

Extras! (games I found while making this list)

Plants vs Zombies 1, 2 and 3

Description- fight zombies by setting up plants with different abilities! I recommend this for older kids, I had pvz 1 and 2 when I was younger and I was very bad at it haha

CW- zombies, ungorey violence (no blood etc)

Sundae picnic

Description- make ice cream for cats and dogs! (please don't actually give cats or dogs ice cream)

CW- none! :3

Pokemon sleep

Description- collect pokemon by sleeping (sometimes the app doesn't record your sleep properly but usually it's ok, still fun either way)

CW- none! :3

Khan kids

Description- I haven't played it yet but it looks like it has little mini games for younger kids on it!

CW- idk :c

[trevination]

adopted au ponyboy. he knows how lucky he is, he’s aware. he knows that he coulda been left in the system for years and years, tossed from house to house. he coulda gotten a family like johnny’s, like steve’s, like ace’s. he knows he’s lucky and he’s so greatful but. yknow he’s still a kid he’s still a pest. he gets in an argument and slams his door and complains about how much everything sucks and how they hate him in typically kid fashion. he don’t really mean none of it.

and then his parents are gone. they’re six feet under, even if he barely remembers the funeral. and his parents can’t say that they love him anymore. and darry’s gone tough and cold and is just trying to keep pony outta trouble and all pony feels is the weight of pressure and guilt in his shoulders and he can’t help but think he shouldn’t have gotten this. he shoulda been thrown in one of those awful houses where they still would beat him. some place where he didn’t have love that was so surely ripped away from him. if he hadn’t gone to the curtis’s at all, at least then he wouldn’t know the pain of having love and care and comfort so easily taken away. and he still doesn’t get it. he’s so young, he really still doesn’t get what he means.

until he’s arguing with darry like any other day, any other night, and he slips too far because he’s hurt and angry and mourning and darry hates him anyway right? the slap comes and pony wasn’t even expecting it. he hadn’t been hit once since he was 6, the night before he left that awful house. but he’s on the floor from the sheet shock and his cheek is stinging and he remembers 11 yea told darry telling him, when pony was still young and carried around his stuffed giraffe everywhere, after he flinched away from mr. curtis again— “people that love you don’t hurt you, ponyboy.” it was darry who said that too him. it was his big brother, who he clung too 24/7 cause he was the only person he felt truly comfortable with at first.

no words from soda or even johnny or from darry can change his mind now. their parents are dead and gone, all he does is stress darry out and make him angry, soda’s caught between them. maybe all pony does is cause them trouble. he shoulda just…. never mentioned those hits and slaps and beatings to his first grade teacher. he shoulda kept his mouth shut. maybe then the curtis parent would still be alive. darry would be in college, still with that full ride scholarship. soda would still be in school, not having to work at a crummy gas station to help kept them afloat and darry wouldn’t be breaking his back every day to pay bills. if pony hadn’t came to them, maybe they’d be okay. if pony stopped ruining every damn thing he touched— or maybe it wasn’t about ruining anything. maybe pony just caused this by existing. he just drove people apart and made people and angry and made people hurt him. maybe smth in pony was just… destined to be hurt. destined to lose anything good that came to him (lord knows that’s true. first it was any chance of a loving mother and father than it was the parents that actually wanted him then it was darry and then he ran away and then johnny was gone and sally was gone and maybe pony gets what johnny meant when he said he just wanted to disappear and never exist in the first place—

[sonic-4-episode-ii]

(bit of uhhh systemphobia/ableism in this one. interalized. shadow isnt actually ableist hes just bad a grieving)

tbh at first i dont think shadow would know what a system is

like sure, he grew up in a medical environment... but that doctoring was focused pmuch exclusively on physical disabilities, not mental illnesses.

even if he did find a DSM-I or something, he wouldnt have heard anything abt DID. though there are reports of it going back literal hundreds of years, they only got the proper term for it in like 2013, and it was pmuch nowhere in the dsm until recently.

even then, so so so many people act like it doesnt exist. like it isnt legit. even now, and especially back then.

i think that would cause shadow a lotta frustration. he tries to race sonic, just to be hit w 'sonic' aaying smt like "im sorry, love, hes not at front today. i can relay the message, though!"

tbh i think shadow would get pissed. that IS sonic. its his face, his body, his voice - ignoring the completely different tone used, one shadows never heard him use, one that barely sounds like him at all - so why is who is clearly sonic acting like they aren't?

they badger tails about it later, who gives them a straight answer they refuse. they interrogate knuckles, who tells them the massive history of DID in his tribe, which shadow completely ignores. annoyed (confused) tired (desperate) they go to amy, who tells them that - well, when sonic was a kid, he wasnt safe, so his brain split and made new parts of him that could help make him safe. now that he is safe, though, his brain still makes new parts, for any reason it wants - or thinks it needs to.

despite how clear these answers were, shadow wouldnt accept a single one of them.

sonic the hedgehog is one person. one concept. one thing.

a guy who loves adventure.

he is not the villain of his own story. he is not so sickeningly sweet it surprises even his little sibling. he is not so cruel and antisocial that he leaves people behind for months, refusing to talk for any reason other than personal amusement.

he is annoying. he is bothersome. he is pushy, and loud, and deeply immature.

he is frozen in time.

when shadow met him, he was all of these things. he still is. he always will be. he doesn't change. he doesn't grow.

amy grew two feet taller and has a part-time job, tails grew three feet and looks like an entirely new person. knuckles adopts a new fashion style every month.

sonic doesn't change. he has new clothes, but they're the same style he's had them in since they first met. he has a new cane, but that's just an accessory, it's nothing unique, it doesn't mean anything.

he's a superhero wannabee, a one-trick pony, the same phrase repeated over and over and over again.

maria used to tell shadow she saw monsters. not just the regular ones under the bed or in the closet, but standing in the hallway and staring at her, whispering gibberish nonsense words until she ran away, trying not to cry.

sonic told him that it has schizophrenia, apparently. some kinda mental disorder 'categorized by hallucinations, delusions, disorganized thinkin' and behavior, and flat or inappropriate affect'.

he laughed. maybe a little maniacally.

'how's that for flat?'

shadow said it absolutely was inappropriate. sonic challenged him to a race. shadow told him only if you're prepared to lose, and the two fought for hours.

they did this constantly. at least once a week. 'enjoying' each other's presence, battling their way to the top.

this routine has been changed. shattered. because one day, sonic just wasn't home.

he could grow. he could change.

he could leave

but, half a week later, he comes back, running up from behind shadow as he takes a cruise on the dark rider, scaring the shit out of him by nearly running backwards into a building

it says it heard about that race he wanted. shadow tells him the offer's off. not taking no for an answer, it says it invites him to a race.

he accepts.

[dandytron2000]

My little dungeon AU Spike !

Teen dragon that was adopted into a family of Canterlot ponies when he was a baby! He is level headed and very smart for his age, and is absolutely fascinated by the fancy hairstyles and unique magic of Canterlotian unicorns. He can not fathom why his big sister Twilight Sparkle doesn't ever bother to make her mane, and makes sure to fix it up for her every morning while she's eating her breakfast.

When him and his sister relocated to Ponyville, he very quickly became best friends with Rarity, not only because they're both at least part dragon but also because of their shared passion for fashion.

Spike is a teen dragon, so he grows Fast. He's expected to grow twice the size he is now, but it's not 100% as he may be a mixbreed of a guardian and sea dragon so he might even triple in size with age.

[myfandomthoughts]

MLP AU Pt. 1

This is my AU based on what happened once the show ended.

First things first- who are in relationships and if they have children

Rainbow Dash x Apple Dash- 3 children

Flutter Shy x Discord- 2 children

Twilight Sparkle x Sunset Shimmer- 1 child

Pinkie Pie x Cheese Sandwich- 2 children

Starlight Glimmer x Maud Pie- none

Thorax x Sunburst- 1 child & 1 adopted

Sweetie Bell x Spike- 1 child

Rarity- none, but has a very strong bond with her niece

Big Mac x Sugar Bell- 1 child

Plot Points

Starlight is the principle at the School of Friendship

The Cutie Mark Crusaders teach at the School of Friendship. They teach a shared class about cutie marks, but also their own subjects. Scootaloo teaches an adventuring class, Sweetie Bell teaches music, and Apple Bloom teaches potions

Apple Bloom also helps to create new breeds of apples

Apple Jack runs Sweet Apple Acres. She takes care of where to plant apples and that agriculture stuff (I know nothing about apple orchards lol). She also takes care of trade deals and stuff

Big Mac deals with mostly the physical side of running Sweet Apple Acres, but he also deals with the upkeep of their buildings. He’s also the main pony who organizes Apple Family Reunions

Rarity chose to focus on her career and build her brand, becoming one of the most well known fashion designers in Equestria. She designs and makes all of the royal family’s attire for formal events. Her niece is her apprentice, and Rarity plans to leave her business to her.

Pinkie now owns Sugar Cube Corner, but that doesn’t stop her from throwing bomb-ass parties. Pinkie and her family travel to visit the Yaks at least once a year.

Rainbow Dash recruits and trains for the Wonder Bolts. Dashie and AJ travel for work together. Rainbow to recruit Wonder Bolts and oversee competitions and events, and AJ to look at potential business deals for Sweet Apple Acres

Twilight maintain portals from the Castle to each of the girls’s homes (including Starlight’s) so they can meet up frequently. They can also use the portal as a type of ‘facetime’. Soon after Twilight becomes the ruler of Equestria she recruits Sunburst and Sunset as her advisors

As Twilight and Sunset spend more time together, and Twilight spends less time with the rest of the Mane Six, they grow close and eventually fall in love. Twilight holds meetings with the rulers of the other kingdoms in Equestria, and during those meetings Thorax and Sunburst became good friends and eventually husbands

Flutter Shy still runs the Sweet Feather Sanctuary. Discord and her travel to find and save almost extinct and mythical creatures. One one of these trips is how their children are made (a blessing from a mythical creature they saved). Flutter Shy also works with multiple schools to host adoption events

Maud and Rarity have a business deal where Maud supplies Rarity with gems, and Rarity sponsors Maud to go on excursions to discover more gems

This first part is just for the foundations of my AU, the next part will start to get into the children.

[finnickfan8]

Million Dollar Man

Pairing: Coriolanus Snow x reader

Genre: Arranged marriage AU

Warnings: Coryo is his own warning, manipulation, dark!coryo, toxic!coryo but reader is just as toxic, murder, cussing, smut (it’s lowkey bad)

Maybe being a socialite wasn’t for you. The cacophony of chatter amongst the Capitols aristocracy was earsplitting to you. You preferred to lead a domestic and tranquil life in the privacy of your own home. Your quaint room in your mother’s monstrous palace brought you sanity, but here you were slung around Coriolanus Snow’s petite arm.

To Snow you were his bimbo bride whom he discretely adored despite his calloused facade. In public he’d belittle your intelligence and your build as a way to show his superiority to everyone, even the adoptive daughter of the most revered game maker yet. When he’d degrade you, his eloquence never dropped.

“Isn’t she so sweet?” He started ruffling your hair, “Not a thought in her pretty little head, hanging on my every word.” You were used to it by then and just played up your bimbo role, nodding your head around thoughtlessly. You weren’t Y/N anymore, you were Coriolanus Snow’s show pony. You were to sip your drinks daintily feed into his effervescent delusions.

The topic of the conversation amongst Coryo’s alumni friends was the Hunger Games. You never favored the brutal massacre of teens as a ticket to escape their impoverished lifestyle, but what do you know? You’re just a trophy for Coriolanus’s company to ogle at. That’s when a raven haired girl wearing a red dress immersed you in her colleagues’ conversation.

“What do you think should be implemented in to the games, Y/N?” Coriolanus discretely glared at her, how dare she ask you to waste your precious thoughts on such menial questions? Nonetheless, Coryo brushed his thumb over your knuckles to signal that you were okay to respond.

“Well,” You drew out with a smile and a goofy grin, “I think that we should put stylists for the contestants and have like a fashion show kind of.” You clapped your hands in excitement, playing your role perfectly. The girl, Clemensia you believe, giggled and nodded along with you. You didn’t speak much as you were not permitted to.

The red dress Snow had carefully plucked from your closet adorned your body perfectly. Red was Coriolanus’s signature color, representing the iron fist in which he ruled Panem with. Everywhere you went there were people praising your husband for his various contributions to elevating Panem’s political climate. Your eyes stayed fixed on your partner, observing the way everyone melted in to putty when he spoke. He could use his words to make an entire room hang on his every syllable.

“I’m thinking of adding electric fences to the districts and adding ways for a tribute to have multiple slips of paper with their name on it in the bowl.” The crowd forming around him embraced the idea as a new revolutionary concept.

All of these parties built up the adoration the Capitol felt towards the two of you. Coryo was a bit turgid in his demeanor and was intimidating to talk to, while you were the Capitol’s sweetheart. Hell, all of Panem loved you. You did your best to help the Districts while acting within your bounds as the doting wife.

The night maintained the same cycle that Coryo’s social functions usually followed and the two of you left around eleven o’clock as it was your ‘bed time.’

Coryo had you on a calculated schedule that ensured for optimal health and wellbeing. After all, he couldn’t have his cherished songbird fall ill. On nights like these, you had an hour from when you got home to be in bed and thirty minutes from that to be asleep, ridiculous, but you obliged. Arriving home, you got ready for bed and were ready to head to sleep when you heard a brisk knock at your door. Steadily, you leaped out of bed and sauntered towards the oak door.

“Y/N.” The blonde haired male breathed. “I would like to discuss what occurred tonight.” His tone was stern and admittedly quite frightening, so you stepped aside. He stiffly seated himself on the bench that sat at the foot of your bed. You looked around for a sign of where you were to sit before he patted the bench, indicating that he would like you to sit next to him.

You followed his request, anxiously bouncing your leg. Coryo wasn’t annoyed necessarily when you did that, but he didn’t like when poise was dropped in his presence so he put a hand on your thigh to get you to stop. You look in to his cold blue eyes fearfully. Coriolanus knew you were afraid of him, and he loved it. He lifted you up and sat you horizontally on his lap, a bold form of scarce intimacy.

“You were adequately behaved tonight.” He plainly stated, wrapping his slender yet toned arms around you to keep you still. You were gobsmacked, usually this would be a lecture that ended in some form of punishment. Now his hand was rubbing your back in a soothing manner. “I understand I can be quite capricious, but if we are to be married our fondness should prosper outside of the public view.”

You smiled at his warmer side, “I never thought you’d ask, Coryo.” You knew better than to call him ‘Coriolanus’ when secluded from the public eye. Used to his serious facade; the superfluous vocabulary he spoke with, the brevity he wrote his somewhat elitist writings, everything needing to be meticulously planned and studied, you were surprised in a way at his sudden humanity.

Coryo played with the hem of your satin shorts, humming tenderly. “I want honesty tonight, questions and responses to be traded back and forth.” His usually cold, dead eyes had a spark of light to them. You loved how behind closed doors he’d acknowledge you in a less characterized way, he was just himself. “I’ll start, have you ever been with anyone before me?”

“No, I have not. You were the first person that I have ever dated.” You said it in a matter of fact tone as it was, in your opinion, a senseless question. The two of you started dating at fourteen and fifteen, you didn’t have a chance to like other people. Your response seemed to please him as you suddenly were impaled by his aroused member. Nevertheless, you brushed his curls out of his sculpted face, “When did you first know that I was your person?”

Coriolanus knew his answer right away, but he wasn’t going to say “your mother is a game maker that can get me a huge scholarship and bring wealth to my family.” So he substituted it with: “I guess it was when I saw you with the children on the street, spending your lunch allowance to feed them. That’s when I knew you were to be Panem’s First Lady.”

That wasn’t a total lie, just a fib to keep you eating out of the palm of his hand. The moment he saw you on the ground, dirtying your white dress just to feed some street rat striplings was the moment his infatuation started. He watched you go hungry every day to break bread with kinder that had no connection or way to benefit you. Your soul was too pure for this world.

He set you off of his lap, standing with his back facing you. Your question caused a deluge of non sequitur memories and thoughts to fog his mind. He remembered when he first arranged your marriage with him a few years prior when he convinced your mother to allow that. He remembered you sitting by his side throughout the entire Hunger Games and the fury he felt seeing your reaction to the violence.

He vividly remembers your tear-stained face, your watery eyes bearing in to his soul, all over some district scum dying. You were not to be exposed to such savagery, his angel was too pure. Now here you were, hand on his shoulder to try and bring him back. Coryo’s head turned ninety degrees to pear over his shoulder at your ethereal features. The way you looked at him in trepidation mixed with intrigue turned him on immensely.

“I’m so in love with you, Darling.” Snow’s nimble fingers work to effortlessly unbutton his dress shirt. He never referred to you endearingly if at all. Coriolanus Snow was always busy being the president of Panem, so busy that he neglected his doting spouse. “How could I keep my angel satisfied?” He turned his sleek body to face you.

“Wow.” Was all you could get out. His opened shirt revealed his fair yet evenly toned chest and torso. Your husband chuckled at your dumbfounded reaction. “You’re handsome, Coryo.” You finally managed to choke out.

“My little rose,” godly hands gripped your jaw to pull you in to a kiss. It was soft and slow but felt possessive and you loved it. “Answer me my love.” You knew Coriolanus was obsessed with you, but you were even more intoxicated by him.

“I-” You started as his hands roamed your eager body, but all that came in to your mind is how you would die for him, you would kill for him, you had killed for him. Lucy Gray was just holding him back from his goals and you. So, you slit that greedy bitch’s throat and left her for the covey to find. Anything he’d give you was enough for you. Your devotion towards him made you more impatient, kissing him hungrily. “Touch me.” You finally answered.

“Someone’s a needy little thing aren’t you?” Coryo teased, biting your plump lips softly. Your hypnotized body shudders at the thought of intimacy with the Coriolanus Snow. You nod obediently bringing your perfectly manicured hands down his taught core. “God, I want your pretty little nails to leave marks on my back.”

Coryo’s needy lips made their way down your collar bones, leaving little bruises. Hickey’s were sometimes called ‘love bites,’ but these were more raw and controlled than love. ‘Lust bites’ or ‘power bites’ would be more fitting for the feelings the dark marks he left on your delicate skin. Your body jolted and shook from the contact from his fair lips.

“Coryo, My love!” You moaned as his lips traveled down the peaks and valleys of your ample bust. The adoring names you gave him made him more aroused than he had ever been. The power he felt over you was delicious, addictive, and it consumed his every thought. He kissed his way down your stomach, parting your plush thighs. You tugged on the sleeve of his shirt, signaling you wanted it off.

“My little rose, if you want me to take my shirt off beg for it. Show me how devoted to me you are. Show me how much you need me.” Coriolanus ripped the satin shorts that clung to your waist down to your knees, leaving your exposed core to him. He took a singular lick down your wanton slit while looking at you expectantly.”

“Please Coryo, I want you to take your shirt off. I want to leave scratches down your back and carry your marks on my exposed neck. Please my love!” You moaned the last part as your husband was now lapping at your heat excitedly. He pulled away, eliciting a bratty whine from your lips.

“Then take my shirt off Darling.” Your husband demanded. As he wishes something to be is how it shall be, so you reached your delicate hands towards his buttons. Snow slapped your hand away, “No baby, with your mouth.” He tsked. You put your hands behind your back and got to work, using your teeth to unhook his buttons. Coryo tugged on your hair every so often to make sure that you remembered who was in control.

“Coryo,” You looked up at his as you got the last button undone. “May I?” You reached for his belt as he nodded assertively. You undid his belt gingerly and unzipped his pants. His boxers held a huge bulge that you lightly palmed. Subtle groans dared to spill from his slightly reddened lips

You took his darkened tip in to your hand. Guiding it through the fly of his briefs as if it could break at a single touch. He was sizeable down there. Around six to seven inches and respectable, but not abnormal girth. Although his member was the palest part of his body, it was still one of the best looking.

Your swollen lips invited his tip in to your welcoming mouth. You used a flat tongue to swirl the fat tip. “God Y/N it’s like you were made for this!” He moaned. Your jaw locked in an open position to allow easy passage to your throat. You gulped him down bobbing up and down as a hand came in to your hair, abating the monopoly you had in this situation. You let out small gags each time the tip hit the back of your throat. After a while you let out a bigger, louder, more intense choke signaling a need to pull back.

The head doesn’t cease as now you run your slender tongue along the veins that line his hardened cock. Coryo threw his head back, his curls flinging behind him. “Y/N, Y/N, such a good girl!” Starting at the tip and sucking in inch by inch like a straw, you took him wholly back in to your bruised hole. As you bobbed, you’d occasionally run your wet muscle along the underside of his shaft.

“Fu-uck!” Coryo’s breath grew ragged and his grip on your locks tightened. His hips bucked up towards your face as he finished. He shot ropes of thick cum down your throat. Forcing you to swallow his seed. He pulled his slightly softened cock out of your mouth. A trail of saliva connected your lips to his dick. You panted from exertion and slight asphyxiation.

“Coryo, honey, that was great.” You said, running your fingers over his rigid hip bones. He pulls you in to a heated kiss, lined with lust. His hands ran over your thighs, acting as a wall between your pillowy limbs. The kiss turned in to one with his tongue claiming your mouth as his own, an act you don’t dare defy.

“Hands and knees like the slut you are baby.” The perfunctory task felt like an impossibly intricate one, wanting to look just right for your lover. Your fastidious thoughts were interrupted by your husband rubbing his sensitive tip over your moistened hole. “Ready, Sweetheart?”

“Of course I am, Darling.” With that he pushes his tip in to your tight hole. He coerces a moan out of your sealed lips expertly. His hands find their spot on your doughy hips, squeezing tightly to steady himself as he finds his rhythm.

“You’re so tight Darling, maybe I should do this more often.” His thrusts intensify with every word. He grits his teeth. “Sometimes, I think about bending you over my desk in front of the entirety of Panem and fucking you senseless.” He growled. The thought of him showing everyone how much he cared about you was exhilarating, even if it was a “perverted” lust based expression. He flipped you over so he could see your face as he pounded relentlessly in to you.

“Coryo” You kissed him. “I’d gladly allow you to do that if it would please you, My Love.” Your dedication to him was bewildering to your childhood sweetheart. He knew you were crazy, but not that crazy. This was the kind of loyalty he expected, no, needed from a wife. His hand reached down to rub soft yet tight circles in to your eager clit.

“You’re. Such. A. Lovely. Wife. All. I. Could. Ask. For.” He kissed you in between those words. His thrusts synced also with his words. With the dual stimuli you both neared your edge. His free hand moved to squish your cheeks. Your jaw fell slack. This allowed him to spit in your mouth without spilling a drop. “Swallow.” He demanded.

You obey, opening your mouth and sticking out your tongue as evidence. He let out a slew of curses and praises at your action, drawing an orgasm out of both of you. As you both came, Snow collapsed on to of you. He pulled you next to him in a hug.

After you both cleaned up, you had to continue your little question and answer. “How come you decided on intimacy tonight?” You pondered.

His icy clue eyes bore in to your soul. “On top of your astounding lack of ignorance tonight,” A compliment in Coriolanus’s eyes, “I have become aware of your true feelings towards me.” Your expression drops to a pusillanimous frown. What did he know?

“I know you killed Lucy Gray.”

[mybeingthere]

British textile artist Rachel Scott.

Journalist Rosie Lesso tells:

"Since the late 1970s, British artist Rachel Scott has found remarkable ways of merging art and life into one. A weaver, sewer, mender and patchwork-maker, her legacy of creating is closely intertwined into her family life, as a mother to two now grown-up daughters, and the wife of the abstract expressionist painter Frank Bowling. Endlessly resourceful, she builds patchwork garments from decades-old clothing fragments, and weaves the most luxurious clothing, rugs, furniture covers and more by hand from British-sourced, undyed wool that she then spreads out across her family home in Pimlico, London. It seems fitting that the first weaving project Scott took on in 1976, to weave a new rug for their staircase, is still going strong today, running through the very centre of their home.

Scott grew up in the British countryside between Somerset, Dorset and Hampshire, and her creative childhood laid the foundations for a life of making. Scott remembered back, “My mother was a pianist and she made portraits of my friends’ ponies, really carefully and beautifully in oils. She always gave me things like pipe cleaners for making little animals with and encouraged me to draw and paint.”

Scott tried her hand at knitting when she was still a child, fashioning sweaters for her brother and father that never seemed to fit quite right. Instead, she developed a patchwork technique of making garments from knitted squares, which she realised gave her endless freedom for adapting and amending. Years later, she adopted similar patchwork techniques in order to make clothing for herself and her two growing daughters. She says, “Making things by hand for me is the only way and has been since I was a child.”

From 1959-1964 Scott trained as a painter at London’s Royal College of Art, and found success following graduation as an elected member of the London Group. Her paintings evolved from dark, earth toned and monochrome interiors into green landscapes, but in 1979 she quit painting. Some years earlier, in 1976 Scott had begun making weavings on a spinning wheel made by her brother with a bobbin screwed to a Singer sewing machine base. By now she was a mother, and weaving just seemed more suited to the practical demands of daily life, as she noted, “Painters tend to have all their paintings stacked up. Rugs seem so much more sensible, because you can pile them up and sit on them.”

Some years later Scott’s husband fashioned her a Navajo-style loom inspired by an exhibition they went to see together on Native American tribes at London’s ICA. Much like Anni Albers, Scott was immediately struck by the beauty of Native American weaving. Their tradition for making bold, striking, geometric designs continue to shape the style of Scott’s weavings today. She has a home studio on the top floor of their Pimlico home, from where she makes weavings in the daylight hours, and spins yarns in the evenings. The yarns she works with are sourced from British farmers in Devon, Buckinghamshire, Cheshire, and she always chooses undyed wool, allowing the natural dark, muted colours to shine through and age slowly and beautifully over time.

[zoriwuff]

hi I'm adopting my au hard rules RN

this new mlp infection au has me in a grimdark chokehold. so much so that I slept with the lights on last night!!! I've been sifting through so much content. My favs have been from Chloe Alonzo (etc.etcetera) and Ariel (grimskelegirl).

With that being said I've decided to set myself some hard rules for my personal headcanon!! I want to work on some self-insert art with my oc FeatherBlade, so here are some of my thoughts on the universe:

How it started: Swamp Fever (canon to the show). A small population of Hayseed Willow trees (unnamed within the show) has made root in the everfree forest near the bog. Flash bee habitats are dying and the Everfree population has been MIA. Unfortunately, as one of the few pollinators immune to swamp fever, the Hayseed Willow trees have been on the fritz. Have you ever noticed how the bog always seems a little different every time you visit? The tree's aren't just changing every time you wander near them, no, they're entirely new trees from the last time you were there. Previously overlooked due to the originating population being from Hayseed Swamps, it's been observed that Hayseed Willows have a much faster lifecycle than typical trees. Due to the lack of abundant pollination, the Hayseed Willows have been producing more pungent spores in the face of dwindling repopulation within the Everfree. "Deemed unsafe due to the threat of swamp fever, the Hayseed Willows lack studied materials. Desperate times have given us reason to look into them further. Any information is useful information. Ponies are dying, we need to find answers. These new conditions have had... detrimental effects on the larger mammal and mammal adjacent populations surrounding the area (ie ponies, bears, gryphons, manticores, etc). A spore based infection hasn't been observed in cold blooded creatures (ei dragons, kelpies, serpents, various reptilian and aquatic species). Pure avian species getting infected hasn't been observed either, their resting body temperatures tend to be higher than mammals. Could infection rates be linked to host body temperature? Does the spore infection have to grow and evolve to combat the host's immune system fever response? Conclusion unknown." The rest of notes here are scattered. Everything seems to be written with extreme haste. Regarding the mane6: Twilight: Healthy. Stuck in Canterlot hospital both due to quarantine and studying. No progress, pulling samples from infected and any known immune ponies she can find. Twi has suggested case-controlled studies in allegedly unaffected species. This idea has been highly protested, though the ponies in protest no longer seem to be... There's been various creatures being moved to and from the hospital lower levels in completely blacked out boxes. Much of staff has no idea what she's doing down there anymore. Rarity: Healthy? Currently at sweet apple acres with the apple family. The boutique was quickly breached by infected ponies. Fashionable doesn't always mean functional, and the same applied to the boutique's exterior. Rarity was hurt in a scuffle trying to rescue opal, though infection not likely. She and opal are safe. Sweetie bell is currently at their parent's home in Canterlot. Rarity hasn't been able to contact her as the phone lines are down. She's worried about her safety, but has been told the Canterlot quarantine procedures have been successful. Pinkie Pie: Healthy, too op to get infected. She made it to the Pie family rock farm. Everyone is currently safe. Ghastly Gorge has been a great natural barrier between them and Everfree forest. No infected have been sighted yet, they've all been freely roaming the farm property without worry, but it's getting too quiet outside.. Apple Jack: Healthy. Locked down at the apple family farm. Rarity, Big Mac and Apple Bloom have all been healthy and safe indoors. Granny on the other hoof is losing it. After what looked like a small surface bite with no skin breakage, they thought she would be ok. But she has since gone mute and wanders aimlessly around the house. She hasn't been seen eating or drinking anything but shows no sign of fever or infection progression. Big Mac made the decision to lock her in the barn after an incident that put the family at-risk. Apple Jack has been observing her whenever the coast is clear outside.

 Rainbow Dash: Infected? Dash has been trying to convince Canterlot guards to let her in to see Twilight. Due to visible bite wound, they haven't let her in. Dash has grown neurotic under stress and hasn't given up trying to break in. She doesn't appear to be worsening but her agitation has been subject of debate on her progression. There's been talk of escorting her to the hospital but no official action has been made. Guards are growing tired of keeping her out on top of keeping the rest of the infected at bay. How long until they tell Twilight she's here? She's hurting herself trying to break in.. Fluttershy: Healthy. Under strict protection of Discord at his home. The level of chaos down in ponyville has struck fear into his softened heart and he refuses to let Fluttershy get hurt. Discord know's a thing or two about chaos but not even he could conjure up such an outbreak. It's unnatural, but caused by nature? That's exactly what's scaring him. She's been trying to convince him to let her help. Her communication with the wildlife may be what Twilight could utilize to advance in her studies. Not to mention how worried she is about the animals at the cottage. The two of them might be exactly what Equestria needs right now.. next post: royalty at canterlot + what's going on at the crystal empire, timeline on how far things have spread.

[someone-took-lost]

you thought i forgot about the main six? ohohoho good friendo, no i did not! next on the listerino was pinkcheese, and here are my big guys. shabam! i present thee~

as per disclaimer, my only keepers of these guys are rosè and arcadian wild. and the other two will be up for adoption in the next day or two or sooner!

rosè gold [she/they|nonbinary bisexual|oldest]

a fashion icon from a young age, rosè is the entrepreneur within her own home. while she retained her mother’s spunk, and father’s ambition- she didn’t seem to have that overly signature overly-excitable trait that one would assume she’d have. instead, became this quiet, calm, cunning pony. with a pension for trouble wherever she went, though one can attribute that to her parents always being so indulgent in her sparkling ideas. she dreams of being a fashion icon one day, and works closely along side her best friend, millennium. and with some elbow grease , she’ll find herself right on that fashion stage one day!

arcadian wild [he/him|pansexual|youngest]

the mellow arcadian , despite the wild part, he is a very relaxed guy. he took up his mother’s laid back attitude and seemed to take it to eleven, as he can often be found playing his ukulele out by the shore or propped against a pine tree. he’s a bit of an airhead, but he’s got a heart of gold that shines brightest when he’s embracing what nature’s got to offer. oftentimes, ponies will find the stallion in one city after seeing him in another, due to his habit of wandering quite far afield during his walks. that quickly turn into hikes after some idle thinking.

“hammy” sandwich [he/him|gay|youngest]

wild and a little bit reckless, this little guy is the peppy, little brother, who just keeps managing to get himself into every kind of trouble. he’s a little short sighted, but means well as he doves headfirst into every sort of problem with a determination that just doesn’t quit! he loves everyone around him with a passion, and will prove it in any way he can! even if he’s not the brightest, he will always find a way to work things out. no matter if he’s a little confused, and not entirely sure what the issue is- hammy is here to help!

cherry marzipan [she/her|lesbian|youngest]

stressed? who’s stressed!? not cherry! cherry is completely fine. all of the time. always. she is always in control, and in perfect harmony with herself. she is fine. even though the sugarcube corner is starting to get overly stocked with orders, and the cupcake recipe she promised to have ready isn’t, in fact, ready at all! she is not stressed at all! cherry takes a lot on her plate, and especially the reputation of being her mother’s daughter. and that has a tendency to stress her out a bit, with wanting to do her best. and make sure her mom’s standing is still good,,, she will not ruin it, ever. because she is also going to be an element of laughter one day, and no way, no how, is she going to let any of that go to waste! even if she’s so busy. she is going to do well! after a nice long power nap-

[real-hot-grl-shi]

y'all should I make my newest oc with shinsou or Kirishima?

ok so the oc's name is Satomi Hado she's a first year (second year in the manga ofc but yk)

her quirk is beauty (basically people get drawn to her because of her beauty, that's it lol. think of Teruhashi from saiki k)

she's in the support course and specials in making gadgets that defend/fight instead of support. (if you pay like a lot of attention to hatsume, she mostly makes gadgets that support the quirks, not like weapons or machinery that mimic weapons, I could be wrong though ^^)

She has a bubbly and a funny personality, taking after her older sister, Nejire. I dont know if her quirk is gonna stay the same, I might alter her origins a little ^^ most of my ocs are black or have black origin, so I might make her adopted :)) tell me what you think in the comments ^^ her dub voice claim: Sonata Dusk from My little Pony: Rainbow Rocks

her sub voice claim: Aerith from FF7

her singing voice: Laila(??) Flo Milli for SURE.

Her favorite color is yellow and pink and she loves to sing. She hangs out with the big three due to her big sister always wanting her to come along with her. her favorite food is crepes and she loves cats. Her favorite thing to do is make new gadgets and she loves fashion (mostly classy outfits but sometimes y2k)

that's it for now! art should be coming out for her in a little while!! ^^ ♡

[lordedlady]

headcannons for...

modern/collegeAU! : my little pony

rarity :

fashion/tech/economics course

trying to find job opportunities constantly

doing a major with multiple minors

wants to move to europe (specifically london)

less popular than in highschool, but still liked nonetheless

the surprisingly smart kid

best friends with fluttershy, though they hardly talk

fluttershy :

wildlife biology course

scared for the future

has a calender with all the dates and outrageous amounts of information on each day (eg. 5am wake up)

tea addict

sometimes she likes to rebel and adopt a pet until she gets found by the landlords

only left home because she tried her prior 2 years to

likes animals more than humans

twilight :

mathematics/physics course

top of her year

sassy, rude and keeps to herself

has friends but skips parties to study

teachers pet

working on a science experiment to update spike, her robot pet

doesn't sleep enough, ever

caffeine addict

[saturns-cryptid]

Got some HFR headcanons coming your way!

-Kale is addicted to coffee because he thinks he performs better while sleep deprived. Maybe the postgame vlogs were mostly jokey but I wanna take that one about staying up for the weird ideas and run with it

-Hibiki is a fashion brand themed after music. Nothing in the game really says anything for or against, but there's few reasons to have that on shoes

-Korsica's ponytail started pointing upwards with age. The power of anime hair grows with experience. One day I'll draw that.

HAIII i don't see many kale headcanons!! thank you for submitting this i love seeing headcanons on the bosses. there's so few in comparison AND in general sobs

(1) NSKFDNFKJSNG i honestly think that despite his whole Final Boss I Am Evil Bleh Bleh-Bleh thing, he has the potential so be so fucking funny and it's just that he has a role to fulfill as per the game. i remember reading the first three and they REEK sleep deprivation and 3am cortados LOL it was really funny to envision him just writing all this down like trying to document your dream in the notes app but you pass out before you can finish or it just straight up makes zero sense.

(2) I'VE SEEN THIS ONE (i've. combed through the hi fi rush tag a lot LOL) and honestly, as much as I liked the hc that the hibiki merch Chai wears is actually merch of his favourite band, this one is the one i've personally adopted. shoes tend to be... more specific? like, for merch for bands or video games, you most often see shirts, hoodies, jackets, keychains, stickers, etc., but i do not see shoes be made for these things very often.

(3) this implies that if someone were to give Korsica a bunch of pony tails, they would all stand up like Zanzo Wire Hair. do you have anything to say about that, asker (hands you the mic)

[booksrbetterthanpeople]

I'd like to see some more MHA stuff.

Well, I do have one au where Izuku is basically Cruella DeVil, and one where he’s Regina George but with green hair

Izuku DeVil

Izuku remains quirkless, but he has the personality and fashion sense of the villain, Cruella DeVil, and enrolls in Yuuei’s Support Course design department

He’s WAY more confident when dealing with his bullies back at Aldera middle school, and on top of that, the left half of his hair is white and the right half is green

Even when Izuku didn’t get his quirk, his confidence never wavered. He just took one look at a quirkist, snapped his fingers and said, “You don’t exist to me.”

Inko ADORES her son, and will always take him shopping whenever he asks

Hisashi is still around, yay! And no, he didn’t cry when his precious three-year-old son critiqued his fashion choices

With her position as his official aunt, Mitsuki often brought Izuku with her to her small but successful fashion house so he could help her critique and fix any errors in the clothes made by the young designers. The designers were not at all expecting a four year old in a Gucci suit sipping apple juice out of a fancy glass to give them fashion advice

When it was announced that Izuku was quirkless at five years old, that only scared Katsuki. Because all this time, Izuku eccentricity and natural flashiness wasn’t powered by some dormant quirk. And he’s terrified to see how it’ll progress as he gets older

Izuku does this with his outfits, a lot⬇��

He carries around a riding crop to emphasize all of his points

No one knows how he pulls off his dramatic entrances in such a secure school. When Aizawa was introducing him to class 1A as the new designer for their hero uniforms, he descended from the ceiling using an aerial acrobatics ribbon

Class 1A is also scared of him

Izuku: You all will become my personal projects.

Class 1A: …

Mina: Is it too late to run?

He adopted Neito and Shinsou on the spot. Neito shares his love of fashion, and he just kidnapped Shinsou and gave him a complete makeover. And that how friendship works

Those two are his Horace and Jasper, and help him with all of his schemes

Kyouka sings the Cruella DeVil sing every time he walks by

No one’s figured out why, but whenever Izuku sees a Dalmatian, he just stops and stares at it. His eye twitches and his hands look as if they’re trying to grab something. All it takes is a firm hand on his shoulder to snap him out of it, but no one’s quite sure why that happens

When the dorms are implemented, Izuku’s dorm gives his classmates some Gothic Victorian/Hell Hall vibes. The room is painted black with some hints of green, there’s a chaise lounge in the corner, a small canopy bed with curtains, an armoire filled with fur coats, and a sewing station with all of his materials

Katsuki often hides in the vents when Izuku is having… A moment. He urges his classmates to do the same, but they haven’t known Izuku long enough. So, they end up becoming his live mannequins

Whenever they cross paths, Izuku and Shouto just look at each other and nod. Many suspect it’s due to their similar hairstyles

Pony Tsuntori once pointed at him and screamed, “Oh my God! It’s Cruella!”

Shouto is up to his conspiracy theories again and suspects that Cruella De Vil is a quirk. Because, if people can have quirks based on animals, why can Izuku have a quirk based on a Disney villain?

Knowing his similarities to Cruella De Vil, people are terrified of the day Izuku gets his drivers license

When they watched the Cruella movie during movie night, Class 1A wondered if Izuku has a tragic backstory like the title character

The day Tooru brought a Dalmatian pup into the dorm, Katsuki flipped out

Katsuki: Why did you bring that here?! You know how Deku gets around Dalmatians! He will turn it into a fur coat!

Sero: Relax, Kats. Izuku won’t even realize it’s here.

Ochako: Besides. He’s in the 1H dorm right now.

Izuku: *From inside the dorm* I sense a familiar canine presence!

Class 1A: …

Katsuki: … HIDE THE DAMN DOG!

Mean Boy Deku

When Izuku is five and announced quirkless by his bitch pediatrician, he just rolls his eyes and goes back to sketching out some outfit ideas for his mother, saying, “Okay, and?”

Idiot: And, having no quirk means-

Izuku: Means a death sentence. I know. I can read newspapers, Tsubasa. I learned what an ignoramus was last week, and I’m sitting before a big one right now.

Inko: *Snickering*

When it’s announced by the teacher that Izuku is quirkless, the kids all want nothing to do with Izuku, and honestly, he’s fine with that. It shows who his real friends are… Which is no one, apparently. Even Katsuki is avoiding him

Izuku refused to hold his tongue. So, when the teacher tries to reprimand him for literally nothing he just says,

Izuku: Here are the five things wrong with your outfit. The sweater gives you a uniboob, that watch is too gaudy, the pencil skirt, those tacky flats, and that necklace is a desperate cry for attention. I’ll escort myself to time out, thank you.

Hisashi is a good dad in this one, too! Yay!

Izuku’s always had a bit of a mean streak, and no one is safe. Not his teacher, and especially not his classmates. He made his principal cry

When Izuku gets his first cell phone, he creates an Instagram account where he critiques the outfits of pro heroes. And one thing’s for sure, he’s extremely mean about it. But, he does gain quite a large following

At age ten, Izuku discovers the Pre-Quirk era movie, Mean Girls. He is enraptured by how Regina George and her fellow Plastics cause the other students such misery. His favorite scenes are those that involve the Burn Book

And, after a particularly bad day at school, Izuku storms into his room and pulls out a green binder he never used, along with a yearbook from last year. He cuts out a photo Tsubasa, and glues it to the first page, then writes, “Tsubasa is a moronic little brat who won’t shut his bitch mouth, and can’t do basic math to save his life.” He doesn’t stop until everyone in his class has a page

That’s Burn Book #1. In it, contained not only Izuku’s rants about the students and teachers at that sorry excuse for a school but also some secrets he’s sure they wouldn’t want to get out. What a shame that would be…

Izuku only gets more creative with his insults as he gets over, and has made about twelve students cry in one week

Inko: Sweetie, the principal called and said you got into a fight at school.

Izuku: I wouldn’t call it a fight. I simply pointed out that Daiki should invest in some cosmetics for those hideous pores of his. He’s the one who got all huffy about it.

Inko: As long as you’re using your words.

By his final year at the hell hole known as Aldera Junior High, Izuku’s own version of the burn book had become so full that he had to buy a second binder… And then a third. There was just so much to rant about the students and teachers, and he wasn’t just going to keep those thoughts to himself

Izuku: And just what the hell gave you the right to tell this entire room comprised of quirkist little shitheads about my future plans?

Idiot teacher who obviously has a perm: Midoriya, that is no way to talk about your classmates.

Izuku: Oh, so they can call me a useless Deku, use their quirks to physically assault me, and tell me to off myself on a daily basis? Favoritism at its finest, you pointy-nosed bean pole. Lemme guess, grammy was discriminated against by quirkless folk during the dawn of quirks, and now you feel the need to lash out at me? Pathetic. You feel the need to harm a child just to feel superior. Or, perhaps, you were never loved as a child due to having the weakest quirk, so you take it out on me, someone without a quirk. That’s just sadder, you perm-using fuck

~Later~

Katsuki: Take a swan dive off of a roof and pray for a quirk in your next life.

Izuku: Okay, do you want me to quote that in my letter? I’m sure my dear mother and father will love to read that their unofficial nephew told their darling son to jump off of a roof simply for being quirkless. Katsuki, if there’s two things I’ve learned it’s that my legs look gorgeous in high heels. And that, I get a kick out of seeing the world burn.

Katsuki: ...

Izuku: Here’s what going to happen, honey. I’m not going to Yuuei with you, you’re stuck at Yuuei with me. I’m going to be a living nightmare for you while I’m in the Design department. Who knows? Maybe I’ll paint your equipment my signature shade of green. That way, you can think of me… Bye! *Leaves*

~Later Again~

Izuku: Oh, like hell I’m letting you touch me. *Pulls out a bedazzled pepper spray canister and sprays it into the sludge monster’s eye for about ten seconds until All Might arrives*

All Might: Excellent work, young man! I’ve been trying to hunt them down for days!

Izuku: As if I would let that thing touch my sneakers.

All Might: Well, even so, you seem to have the true makings of a hero.

Izuku: Flattered, but I prefer to make heroes look better, outfit-wise. Quirkless Quipster, at your service.

All Might: Wait… Aren’t your the boy who tore into my Silver Age costume and called it a disaster of epic proportions?

Izuku: It had to be said, sir.

Also, Izuku makes his first friend in years! Yay! It’s Momo! Yay! They became close after Momo commissioned a gorgeous dress

When it comes time for the Support Course Entrance Exams, Izuku discovers that he has quite the fan base among the hopeful students, who surprisingly don’t have a problem with him being quirkless

Power Load: ‘Cause in the Support Course, we don’t take kindly to quirkism

Now, according to some, Power Loader doesn’t have an “Eye for fashion,” so Midnight will be handling Izuku’s entrance exam (Which he passes)

So now, he's going to Yuuei. And Inko couldn't be more prouder. She gets so drunk, that she screams over the balcony for everyone to hear, "HEY, BITCHES! MY BABY GOT INTO YUUEI! SO, SUCK IT, FUCKERS!"

Hisashi: That's my pretty wife.

When it's announced that Izuku's going to Yuuei, Katsuki is having none of that and corners him in an alley after school while his lackeys keep watch. He threatens Izuku into rejecting his application, but Izuku is having none of it, and gracefully tells him to fuck off

So, Katsuki grips the sides of his head and activates his quirk. Before he can storm off, Izuku grabs his wrist and forces Katsuki to look him in the eye as his hair singes

Izuku: Transfer to Shiketsu. Transfer to Ketsubutsu. No one at Yuuei is going to let you play their reindeer games.

When he heads back home, Izuku shapes his hair into an undercut style. And when that's over with, he pulls a Regina George and puts his name in Burn Book #2

~The Following Week~

Izuku: *Crying* I-I found this in the bathroom, Tamaka Sensei. It says all sorts of horrible things about the students, teachers... You.

Idiot Principal: *Flips through the pages* What does this say? "Akido Hana is a..."

Izuku: Pasty snitch.

But, he didn't stop there. Izuku had made several copies of each page in the Burn Book and left them all over the hall for the students and teachers to find when the bell rang. Now, imagine that scene from the movie, but with destructive quirks

Izuku calls the police in tears and begs for them to come quickly as the school descends into chaos. He just walks out with a smile on his face

Aldera got shut down, police are investigating the Burn Book, and will be on their way to making many arrests until eventually, they just shut down the entire school district

During the first week of school at Yuuei, Izuku's first assignment was to watch the Battle Trials from the observation room and make ten critiques for each outfit. Instead, he has ten pages for each outfit. Actually, he has fifteen for Katsuki. Nedzu is impressed, and Power Loader is afraid

When Aizawa introduces him to the class and explains that they will all be a part of Izuku's design project, Izuku makes it very clear that the only person he likes is Momo. The rest? He doesn't like or trust... Yet. He's especially not fond of the "Bakusquad" that's starting to form. To him, they're just the Yuuei versions of Katsuki's lackeys

Uh, what else?... Neito, Mei, Momo, and Shinsou are his most trusted allies

Neito has full access to Burn Book #4, Izuku and Momo give Shinsou a much-needed makeover, and Mei gets a kick out of making Katsuki's gauntlets the same green as Izuku's hair

[chrismerle]

I've decide I'm not done, so here are all of my slightly neglected step-children on my side account. I usually remember to log in and take them to the soup kitchen before they all reach 'dying' status.

Ciravo (Rav): Steampunk gelert. he was a camo gelert when I adopted him. I painted him steampunk on a whim and then decided he lives in a space station now. he has a Slogmok named Clothesline, who I've decided just kinda hangs from the rafters in the space station.

___petrie___ (Petrie): Wraith peophin. she was a robot peophin when I adopted her, but eventually I decided that she was too sad and naked, so I painted her something else (seriously, the fact that painted pets lose ALL of their brush-specific clothes in the pound is stupid, and the fact that the entirety of the robot color is clothing is bullshit). she's my cryptid space pony. she swims through space outside Rav's space station, and has unsettling front-facing eyes. she also has a Mibblie named Stonehenge. don't ask me how that works in space.

Kanduist (Kan): Mutant lupe. honestly I don't remember what he was when I adopted him. I think he was still a lupe? it's been a while. either way, I got the mutant lupe transmogrification potion I'd been pining over since I was a child from a random event and used it. he used to have a background where he was just floating in space, and then I decided Rav took pity on him and let him on the space station. he has a Blorbis named Spore, who I refer to as a moldy hamster and decided he just flings himself out of vents on the space station, headcrab style.

Jotunheimar (Jotun, Lokixi): Mutant ixi. I didn't adopt him, I made him. I'm pagan. my best friend one day said 'you know, the mutant ixi just screams "loki"' and I was like 'you're right, bet' and thirty minutes later the Lokixi was made. he has a tyrannian Gallion named Jormungandr.

Roscovalian (Rosco): Faerie lupe. okay so ages ago I started writing a story for the Neopian Times, about a lonely faerie lupe who wanted a sibling, but his owner said no, so he ran away to take his mutant krawk petpet to Krawk Island and MAKE a sibling, and their names were Rosco and Gremlin. I never finished the story, but I did make the pets, and in my mind they never went home and are still adventurers. Rosco was blue for a while, and then I had to grind the old fashioned way for his Faerie paint brush after I painted Caraloche. he has a Sparky named Callahan, though I wanna get him a mutant petpet at some point.

GremlinOfColdBlood (Gremlin): Mutant krawk. //gestures upward// Gremlin is Rosco's buddy. I was gonna grind for a mutant krawk petpet the old fashioned way, and then I got a krawk transmogrication potion through a random event and went 'aw fuck yeah' so I made a random pet and made Gremlin. he has a Faerie Kepru named Virtue.

[darkpeacemusic]

𝕮𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞𝖕𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕳𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖘: 𝕹𝖊𝖝𝖙 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝕻𝕿. 1

(TW: Abuse, child abandonment, mental illnesses, death, murder, violence, self-harm)

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Valentina Chris Nyras-Hopkins

Theme Song: Believer by Imagine Dragons

Parents: Jack Nyras (father) and Nina Hopkins (mother)

Species: Half-demon, half-human

Race: Hispanic

Identity: Cis Female, she/her

Sexuality: N/A

Age: 4

Hair: Long, wavy brown with pink and light blue extensions

Eye color: Blue

Personality: Friendly, rebellious, witty

Trivia:

She was born on February 14th, 2020 and she was named after her late grandmother (aka EJ's mom). Her middle name is Chris as that is the same name as her "late" uncle Chris.

She lives at the Splendor manor but often visits her dad on the weekends.

Her favorite color is pink.

Her favorite tv show is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic since Sally was the one who introduced it to her. Her favorite character is Applejack.

Like her mother, she tends to be very sassy with the other proxies and makes many witty comebacks.

She often calls Splendorman "Grandpapa" which Splenodrman finds adorable.

She has a rebellious streak and loves to cause mischief.

She has autism like her mother. Her special interest is bunnies.

She loves hair extensions of all different colors.

Her clothing style is kawaii fashion and is often seen wearing Hello Kitty, My Melody, and anime.

She has a stuffed bunny that she got from her dad that she carries around with her everyday.

Her hobbies are drawing, playing with Baby Zalgo, and watching tv.

She has a tendency to swear a lot since her "funcle Jeff" taught her how to. Liu and Jeff think it's funny.

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Hyun-Joo Woods

Theme Song: So What by Pink

Parents: Jeffrey Woods and LJ (adoptive fathers)

Species: Human

Race: Asian

Identity: Demi-girl, she/her/they/them

Sexuality: Bisexual

Age: 13

Hair: Medium-length, wavy dark brown in the style of choppy layers

Eye Color: Light brown

Personality: Well-mannered, anxious, modest, perfectionist

Trivia:

Hyun-Joo was born on May 3rd, 2011 to unnamed biological parents.

She was raised by her single father in America since her biological mother abandoned her and her father when she was just 5 months old.

Her father tried his best to raise her but often failed since he didn't know much about being a father.

She was often bullied a lot in elementary school and middle school due to her being the only one without a mother.

She never had many friends growing up and spent her time alone.

One night when she was 10, she was downstairs when she heard her father screaming and she ran upstairs to find her father murdered by "a man in a painted mask" (as she describes it).

She managed to escape from the killer before he had a chance to kill her thankfully but she spend about 2 months on the streets.

She eventually would come across a 21 year old Jeff walking with Laughing Jack (who were just finishing up a killing spree).

Jeff immediately had a soft spot on Hyun-Joo as she reminded him of when he was young and had to fend off for himself before coming into the Slender Manor.

At first LJ didn't want to take her in due to his hatred on children but after Jeff begged him to, he eventually complied and went "Fuck it. I guess we're raising a child now."

Like LJ, Slender didn't want Hyun-Joo to be in his manor. After a long talk with Jeff, he eventually said alight but told Jeff and LJ that she's their responsibility.

She has severe PTSD from her father dying in front of her and she often has trouble calming herself down during her panic attacks.

Her favorite color is gray.

She can speak Korean, Japanese, and English.

Her favorite video game is Left 4 Dead 2 and loves to play CO-OP with Lost Silver, Ben Drowned, and Jeff (or LJ if Jeff's not feeling up to it).

She also has OCD and social anxiety.

She isn't aware of what her fathers do for a living and just assumes that they are spies.

She is very close with her aunt Dawn and her uncle Liu.

She calls Jeff "Dad 1" and LJ "Dad 2".

She is a big fan of K-POP, rock music, and heavy metal.

Her best friends are Lulu, Sally, Lost Silver, and Ben Drowned.

Her hobbies are listening to music, reading (her favorite book is The Help), and cooking.

She has a very emo sense of fashion that she got from her fathers.

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Isabella Rose Woods

Theme Song: All The Things She Said by T.A.T.U

Parent: Sully Woods (adoptive father)

Species: Human

Race: Hispanic

Identity: Cis Female, she/her

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Age: 14

Hair: Long, curly black tied up in a ponytail

Eye color: Black

Personality: Aloof, lively, thrill-seeking, sadistic

Trivia:

Isabella was born on December 24th, 2010 to unnamed parents.

She was abandoned at an orphanage at 3 months old and spend many years watching other children be adopted.

The more children that started to get adopted, the more jealous she became and she slowly started to kill off the other children one by one just so she could have the chance to get adopted.

She was never caught as there wasn't enough evidence to suspect her and they just assumed that the children just died in their sleep.

When she was 7, she was officially adopted by Sully who wanted to adopt a child or two to help boost his reputation.

She is aware of what her father and his friends do and she would sometimes help them with their whole hunting business.

She heard many "stories" about Jeff the Killer by her father and she hates him just as much as her father does, unaware that she's being lied to.

She often helps Helen in the art room since she wants to be an "artist" one day.

She enjoys what she does and often smiles before killing her victims.

Like her father, she tends to be very narcissitic and often thinks of herself as superior to her lesser successful teammate and adopted brother, Haruki.

She is her father's favorite child and she is one of the few people Sully has a soft spot for.

Her favorite color is violet purple.

She's very flexible and can do the splits without having discomfort.

She has a celebrity crush on Michael Jordon which Clockwork likes to tease her about.

She's very fast and is able to leave the crime scene before anyone notices her.

Her favorite movie is Heathers. She considers it as her comfort movie.

She has ASPD, schizophrenia, and bipolar.

She loves pop music, hip-hop, and rap. Her favorite singers are Olivia Rodrigo, Billie Eillish, and Enemiem.

Her fashion style of clothing is elegant as she likes to feel like a movie star.

Jane once taught her how to do her makeup and now it's one of her favorite things to do. She has a beauty channel on Youtube with about 400 subscribers currently.

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Haruki Woods

Theme Song: King for a Day by Pierce the Veil

Parent: Sully Woods (adoptive father)

Species: Human

Race: Asian

Identity: Cis male, he/him

Sexuality: N/A

Age: 8

Hair: Short and black in the style of a wolf-cut

Eye Color: Brown

Personality: Polite, hypersensitive, resentful, tidy

Trivia:

Haruki was born on September 27th, 2016.

He never knew his biological parents and was in and out of a lot of homes.

When he was 4, Sully decided to adopt him to give Isabella a younger sibling so she wouldn't get bored whenever he needed to do his work.

His favorite color is yellow.

Like his sister, he knows what his adoptive father does but decides to help him at times whenever Sully gaslights him into doing it.

He is often compared to his older sister, Isabella.

He and Isabella have a similar relationship to Michael Afton and C.C from Five Nights at Freddy's as Isabella likes to bully him, knowing Sully wouldn't do anything about it since she is his favorite child.

At one point when he was 7, he ended up cutting himself in the bathroom due to his depression but was caught in the act by Sully who quickly accused him of being an attention seeker.

He always says to himself that he can't wait to be old enough to move out just so he doesn't have to deal with his father and his sister anymore.

He is a lot more insecure than his sister and often doesn't think to highly of himself.

He suspects he has autism but Sully doesn't want him to get diagnosed out of fear that it would ruin his reputation.

His favorite TV show is Jessie and he often watches it whenever he feels down.

He's very good at faking his smile even when he's hurting.

He doesn't really have a consistent fashion style and mostly just wears whatever he has in his closet.

His hobbies are playing chess (even though he never wins), writing children's stories, and throwing darts.

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Louis Noah Oullette-Rogers

Theme Song: Perfect by Simple Plan

Parents: Toby Rogers (father) and Natalie Oullette (mother)

Species: Human

Race: White

Identity: Cis Male, he/him

Sexuality: N/A

Age: 8

Hair: Short, messy brown

Eye Color: One brown, one green

Personality: Moody, quiet, intellectual, responsible

Trivia:

Louis was born on October 24th, 2016 to Toby Rogers and Natalie Oullette.

He was a planned pregnancy as Natalie wanted a way to justify her abuse on Toby and to prevent Toby from breaking up with her after a fight between them by poking holes in condoms so it could increase her chances of getting pregnant.

Toby didn't want to be a parent since he was too worried he would become like his father but Natalie refused to abort the baby because she thought "it would help strengthen their relationship".

When Louis was 2, Natalie was kicked out of the Slender Pact due to Slenderman finding out the abuse she put Toby and Jeff through. She took Louis with her despite Toby's begs to let him stay with him since she thought that Louis needed a "more component parent".

When Natalie became part of the Jeff Hunters, he often entertained himself by playing with pots and pans from the kitchen.

At one point when he was 5, Natalie sewed his left eye in a fit of rage because she "didn't want to keep getting reminded of the man who hurted her".

He doesn't have much memories of his father but Natalie doesn't like it when he asks her about him.

His favorite color is lemon yellow.

He doesn't like to leave his room very often due to him not wanting to deal with his mother.

He has a slight French accent due to his mother's French ancestry.

He dislikes his last name and wishes it was just Rogers.

He has a close friendship with Haruki due to their shared trauma even though Louis acts a lot more mature than Haruki.

He loves to read a lot and his favorite book is Matilda.

His fashion style is alternative and often wears baggy clothes.

His hobbies are watching crime documentaries, writing poetry, and playing the guitar.

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Athena Vailly Ross

Theme Song: Last Resort by Papa Roach

Parents: Carl Ross (father), Lulling Lauren (mother), Screaming Dawn (surrogate mother)

Species: Undead human

Race: White

Identity: Cis Female, she/her

Sexuality: N/A

Age: 5

Hair: Medium-length, brown and tied up in a half-ponytail

Eye Color: Green

Personality: Silly, generous, independent, well-mannered

Trivia:

Athena was born on December 6th, 2019 as a surrogate since Lauren couldn't get pregnant due to her being a transwoman.

Dawn stepped up to help them since she knew Lauren and Carl really wanted a child.

She was named after a Greek goddess which Cat Hunter suggested and her middle name is named after Lauren's cousin Vailly Evans.

She's a big Daddy's girl and is very attached to her father. But she always reassures her mother that she loves her too.

Kate is the one who helped with Athena's birth and as a result, she is often called Auntie Katie.

She's best friends with Valentina and loves it when she comes over.

Her favorite color is black.

She's a very hyper child and often runs around the manor at night whenever she has a burst of energy.

She's semi-aware of what her parents do but Carl always describes it vaguely, leaving out the parts where they kill people.

Her favorite TV show and book series is Goosebumps.

Her fashion style is Lolita because she likes to feel pretty.

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